Las Vegas X-mas Continued

Someone please explain to me why Christmas in this country has to look like the Las Vegas strip. Granted, as I have already stated, I have never been there, but I HAVE seen pictures. I've seen some houses with light displays that any casino would be proud of. I fully understand why the fundamnnutallists are so worked up over the commercialization of Christmas; I'm an atheist and it offends ME!

For a few days just before x-mas the local newspaper has ran a piece on where the best light displays are. Fuck me. One day they even ran a quarter page picture of a whole waterhead family out in the front yard basking in the glow of their pagan menagerie. I began to fantasize about a follow-up story on a 767 crashing on the house because the whole neighborhood looked like a God damned airport.

189 Passengers and Local Family Die in Freak Crash

Evolution in action.

What really pisses me off is that very often these same fuckers will tell you that Jesus is their personal savior. I don't get it. Do they not see the problem here? I once saw a life size nativity with a 5-foot Frosty in it. Yep, right there between Joseph and that chick he knocked-up. If Beelzebub does exist, he got his nut when he saw that. I guess he was Freezach from the northern kingdoms; his gift must have been incense made from reindeer shit.

What does a 9-foot blow-up animated Santa have fuck-all to do with the birth of the messiah. Every time I see one of those fuckers I want to jump out of my truck and slash it with a box cutter. Oh, wait, I've got a better idea. Since most waterheads think that if a little is good then a lot is better there are usually several deities from the x-mas pantheon in the front yard (along with a car on blocks and a chained up dog, oh, and no fucking grass). Maybe I could start driving around at night and rearrange the idols so that Santa's ass-fucking Rudolph or Frosty. I don't want to get started on Frosty again. My head will explode.

The sad part (OK, maybe not so sad) is that the waterheads don't realize that they are the ones getting fucked. They have bought the corporate line and now at the end of every year they waddle up to the trough and feast on the fetid remains of their own economic freedom. They spend billions of dollars that they don't have buying millions of cheap products they don't need manufactured in countries that steal their jobs by people getting paid pennies on the dollar.

MFC